when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
You’re wrong Miley
Jesus learns how to swim
I want to be kissed till I can’t breathe, till I have to pull back and take that big gasp of air and wonder how it even started, yet want to dive in all over again.