“where have u been” been sad bro
Theodor Matham (Dutch,1589-1676) & Cornelis Bloemaert (Dutch,1603-1692)
Icarus, 1655
Wood engraving
Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”
Im sorry but the mental image of someone’s packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick
Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club
MY PENIS. I CANT SEE WITHOUT MY PENIS
Cats with knives.